islandiastaff: (M.C)
The Helpful Islandia Staff ([personal profile] islandiastaff) wrote in [community profile] islandia2015-02-17 03:49 pm

FINAL ROUND

[M.C explains the situation during the commerical break - Islandia's ratings are tanking, so they've been asked to wrap it up with a final episode so that they can replace it with something else. Time to skip ahead to the final battle.

All the while, the Loser's Lounge is drawing closer - by the time he's ready to continue, the Lounge airship is right overhead (emblazoned with the words YOU TRIED in comic sans), with the eliminated players visible on the balcony. Welcome back!]


All right, folks: Alice! Axel! Greg! Hans! Hibiki! Hisoka! Iori! Ivlis! Kanade! Meryl! Robin! Wirt! You twelve are the remaining contestants for our ULTIMATE FINAL CHALLENGE!

Here's how this is gonna work. STEP 1! Each of the remaining contestants step forward and declare your Wish! You have 25 words or less to express it, so be sure you count carefully!

STEP 2! Everyone, remaining or eliminated, votes for which wish they want to win! Remember, you have to vote, but you can't vote for yourself!

STEP 3! All the remaining contestants write down two names as their guesses for the two remaining Spies! Villagers - for each spy you correctly guess, you gain one bonus vote for your wish! Spies - if three or fewer people guess you as a spy, then you can get a number of bonus votes - one if three or two people guess you, two if one person guesses you, or even THREE if nobody guesses you at all!

STEP 4! We tally up all the votes, and find out who our lucky winner is! Let's get this show on the road!

[Remaining contestants - not Losers - state your Wish, in 25 words or less, for your contestants to hear. You cannot change your wish after this. Remember the wish restrictions.

Free conversation between players and the defeated is not yet allowed - there's still the final spy guesses to sort out before that. However, you can discuss the wishes and the spy situation among yourselves.

Vote here!]
livefreely: (pic#8087809)

[personal profile] livefreely 2015-02-20 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
... Huh.

Then someone could have helped him then.
exfired: (tfw you fuck up kidnapping children)

[personal profile] exfired 2015-02-20 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
I wouldn't say ... either of those choices were logical. Anyway, just because you only saw Ema talk to those two, that doesn't mean she didn't do it some place you couldn't see.
fullonbraced: (OBJECTION MAAAAAAN!!!)

[personal profile] fullonbraced 2015-02-20 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
OBJECTION!

Greg is a simple villager! Ema told me so! Along with Axel and Wirt!
poetryandclarinet: (ᴘᴇʀᴄʜᴇᴅ ᴀʙᴏᴠᴇ ᴍʏ ᴄʜᴀᴍʙᴇʀ ᴅᴏᴏʀ)

[personal profile] poetryandclarinet 2015-02-20 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
No, n-no no no, trust me, Greg isn't the detective. He's just been... having some really good luck with trusting the right people, i-is all.
collateraltsunage: (pic#8691361)

[personal profile] collateraltsunage 2015-02-20 04:16 am (UTC)(link)
I suppose that's true, but.... How do you figure?
exfired: (no. don't do the thing.)

[personal profile] exfired 2015-02-20 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
Can I object to bein' called "simple", on principle?
collateraltsunage: (pic#8691357)

[personal profile] collateraltsunage 2015-02-20 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
That's your objection?
exfired: (flameo hotman)

[personal profile] exfired 2015-02-20 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, right. Also: not a villager.
livefreely: (pic#8087805)

[personal profile] livefreely 2015-02-20 04:19 am (UTC)(link)
Then are you the other detective?
collateraltsunage: (pic#6115794)

[personal profile] collateraltsunage 2015-02-20 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
And what are you claiming to be, exactly?
Edited 2015-02-20 04:21 (UTC)
fullonbraced: (It's all about the art maaaan!)

[personal profile] fullonbraced 2015-02-20 04:21 am (UTC)(link)
Nope! I'm one hundred percent a villager, man!
exfired: (axel knows best listen to ur buddy)

[personal profile] exfired 2015-02-20 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
The detective, obviously!
fullonbraced: (I'M READY! WOOOO!!!)

[personal profile] fullonbraced 2015-02-20 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
What?!

[Ema why did you liiiie]

Then... who the heck are you?
collateraltsunage: (pic#8691350)

[personal profile] collateraltsunage 2015-02-20 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
. . . .







This isn't the time for jokes, Mr. Axel.
livefreely: (pic#8087804)

[personal profile] livefreely 2015-02-20 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
[AXEL]

Why didn't you say this earlier?
exfired: (oh baby when you talk like that)

[personal profile] exfired 2015-02-20 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
The other detective, duh.
poetryandclarinet: (ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴅᴀʀᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ;)

[personal profile] poetryandclarinet 2015-02-20 04:24 am (UTC)(link)
...y-yeah, okay. [He averts his gaze from Axel, if only because having someone close and grinning at him like this was a bit awkward, and reaches up to fiddle with his hat's position a bit.]

..only one of us can have a wish, right?
exfired: (it's my dick in a box!)

[personal profile] exfired 2015-02-20 04:26 am (UTC)(link)
[he leans back] Hmmm. Yep! That's how it is. It's a vote thing. An' you can't vote for your own wish.
exfired: (no. don't do the thing.)

[personal profile] exfired 2015-02-20 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
Didn't feel like it.

[axel you're literally the only one who can find that joke funny]
poetryandclarinet: (ᴛʀᴜʟʏ ʏᴏᴜʀ ғᴏʀɢɪᴠᴇɴᴇss I ɪᴍᴘʟᴏʀᴇ;)

[personal profile] poetryandclarinet 2015-02-20 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
That's not really fair, is it? I-I mean, plenty of us have genuine wishes and we all made it to the end...
exfired: (oh baby when you talk like that)

[personal profile] exfired 2015-02-20 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
I'm serious! Cross my heart an' everything.

[this is happening to me]
collateraltsunage: (pic#8691344)

[personal profile] collateraltsunage 2015-02-20 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
There's no need to wish for this. I'll make certain of it.

[SHE STILL HAS FIFTY GUNS]
collateraltsunage: (pic#8691361)

[personal profile] collateraltsunage 2015-02-20 04:29 am (UTC)(link)
The StuCS...?
collateraltsunage: (pic#5841174)

[personal profile] collateraltsunage 2015-02-20 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
[IF YOU HAD A HEART!!!!11]

I have difficulty believing this.

[That requires him to be able to write messages coherently]
poetryandclarinet: (Pʀᴇsᴇɴᴛʟʏ ᴍʏ sᴏᴜʟ ɢʀᴇᴡ sᴛʀᴏɴɢᴇʀ;)

[personal profile] poetryandclarinet 2015-02-20 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
A-are you sure..? [Couldn't you have... gotten everyone home by now..]

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