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islandia2015-02-02 11:01 am
islandiastaff) wrote in islandia2015-02-02 11:01 am
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DAY 5 - Morning
ENOUGH RESTING, contestants! It's time to hit the jungle again!
[Once everyone is outside, the lounge explodes. Goodbye, showers. Once again, someone is missing.]
Let's start with the big news! We had another dispute with Legal, and for reasons I am not at liberty to disclose, Vash the Stampede has been sent home! So long, better luck next time!
But that's not all! The spies have chosen their next target, and it is... YOU!
[As M.C points, Leorio Paladiknight careens off towards the Loser's Lounge.]
His role was... hmm, what was it, I wonder? Sorry, folks, but I can't tell you! The Magician has made their move!
You've got a lot of jungle to cross, so you'd better get moving ASAP! I'll be waiting for you at Lounge Six!
[Once everyone is outside, the lounge explodes. Goodbye, showers. Once again, someone is missing.]
Let's start with the big news! We had another dispute with Legal, and for reasons I am not at liberty to disclose, Vash the Stampede has been sent home! So long, better luck next time!
But that's not all! The spies have chosen their next target, and it is... YOU!
[As M.C points, Leorio Paladiknight careens off towards the Loser's Lounge.]
His role was... hmm, what was it, I wonder? Sorry, folks, but I can't tell you! The Magician has made their move!
You've got a lot of jungle to cross, so you'd better get moving ASAP! I'll be waiting for you at Lounge Six!
JUNGLE
There are two main paths you can take. The short path will get you there faster, but has a tall, challenging rock climb halfway through. Use a combination of handholds, vine networks, trees, and teamwork to make your way to the top if you want to advance! The long path is much less vertical, but makes up for it with a combination of mosquitoes, length, and thick, sucking mud.
Both paths will take you by some pear trees, which you're almost positive aren't native tropical fruit.]
Short Path
Enough so that she's actually taking the short path, climbing, and not complaining in the slightest, even as it seems to be overly taxing for her to be doing on her own.]
Short Path
...but of course, nothing can be easy in a place like this.
So, you'll find Wirt staring at the giant rock with a look of dread, or he'll approach one of you with that look still plastered on his face.]
...w-we aren't seriously expected to climb that, are we?
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I'll get to the top and throw you down a vine!
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No, no no no no no, Greg you're- you're too little to even get up there by yourself. Why don't we just go back a-and take the longer path...
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[He's already trying to climb...]
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I might be able to manage to get up there but you definitely can't so -- just come back down and I'll find a way to help you up, okay?
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[Standing precariously on tiptoes to try to reach a handhold.]
Long path
Every so often, her silent contemplation was cut short as she swatted at a swarm of the irritating bugs around her with the hat she had purchased a few days ago.
What a game, huh?]
Short Path
Don't fall now~ ♥
short path
[And he's making his way up that wall pretty effortlessly, all while snagging and pocketing a few pears along the way]
Oi! Need some help?
Short Path
Let's... then I... mmm.
1/2
[For at least a full minute, the dead silence continues. She's so still it may look as though she's stopped breathing. There's no sign of life, except for her eye beginning to twitch, as that minute comes to an end.]
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[It was the calm before the storm.]
[She falls to her knees, letting out a shriek to the heavens that sends any wildlife scattering and could probably shatter glass]
YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING MEEEEEEEE!!!
[HEY, REMEMBER WHEN YOU THOUGHT SHE WAS A SANE ADULT...]