DAY 0 - Morning

[islandiastaff]

[Good morning, contestants!

One moment, you were receiving a mysterious envelope marked "Greetings from Islandia". The next moment, you're waking up on a beach.

Twenty-four people are scattered across the sands of a beautiful tropical beach, all somewhere in the middle of waking up. To your right, a sunrise over a gentle sea. To your left, dense, vibrant jungle.

There are two signs of civilization here! One is a shipwreck, about half of a good-sized ship emerging morosely from the waves. The other is a wooden sign at the edge of the jungle, showing simply an arrow pointing deeper into the island. Looking a bit closer, there is a narrow but well-maintained path into the jungle.

Welcome to Islandia!]

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[featherduster]

[ On the contrary, sir, he is doing you the great service of annoying you back to your sound senses! You're welcome. IOUs are accepted payment. ]

I'm being careful, I'm being careful! [ It seems no amount of sound logic can hamper the excitement this much water has created, as he scampers up to his knees in seawater ] Do I look like the kind of guy who's careless enough to —