DAY 0 - Morning

[islandiastaff]

[Good morning, contestants!

One moment, you were receiving a mysterious envelope marked "Greetings from Islandia". The next moment, you're waking up on a beach.

Twenty-four people are scattered across the sands of a beautiful tropical beach, all somewhere in the middle of waking up. To your right, a sunrise over a gentle sea. To your left, dense, vibrant jungle.

There are two signs of civilization here! One is a shipwreck, about half of a good-sized ship emerging morosely from the waves. The other is a wooden sign at the edge of the jungle, showing simply an arrow pointing deeper into the island. Looking a bit closer, there is a narrow but well-maintained path into the jungle.

Welcome to Islandia!]

Comments

[exfired]

Specific? Pretty sure I was just describing the situation at hand. [shrugs] Sorry to disappoint, but I'm not in the habit of mass-kidnapping.

[axel u might consider attempting to not sound like everything is hilarious. no? no ok well you didnt even try at all]

[collateraltsunage]

I wasn't referring to that. [Even though you are shady as fuck] If you were, I expect we wouldn't be speaking like this. [But!!]

If you know something, now is the time to share.

[exfired]

[axel. sharing. thats adorable. but even if that wasn't hopes and dreams, axel unfortunately has 0 clue. :(]

Honestly? Biggest thing I gotta share is saying this whole thing is iffy is putting it mildly.

[collateraltsunage]

[Sometimes, she dares to dream]

Yes... "Iffy." [Iffy.. god... use your big boy words, Axel. She clears her throat!]

If we're going to investigate, I suppose we'll have to start with this.. toy boat.

[exfired]

Well, there's always the dark an' creepy jungle over there, but I figured I'd start off small and work my way up.

[collateraltsunage]

[Starts to awkwardly wade through the water... it's pretty obvious she's never done so in her entire life]

Anything so far?

[exfired]

[a nice person would offer a hand. axel just stares because: asshole] Yeah: it's hollow, made of plastic and one hundred percent empty. This investigation's lead me to believe this place got some major budget cuts when it came to the decorating bit. Other than that...I'd say this boat is pretty much a no-go, info wise.

[that last part he totally says after she is far enough in the water for it to have been way more useful BEFORE THAT]

[collateraltsunage]

[Have fun watching her slosh and flail her way through, asshole]

And you couldn't have mentioned this earlier....?

[exfired]

Must've slipped my mind!

[the worst.]

[collateraltsunage]

Is that so.

[There may be murder in this non-murder mafia game after all]

[exfired]

You're free to look around anyway, though. Who knows! Might be something I missed.

[like the obvious murder aura. oh wait no he didn't miss that. he just thinks it's funny.]