DAY 0 - Morning

[islandiastaff]

[Good morning, contestants!

One moment, you were receiving a mysterious envelope marked "Greetings from Islandia". The next moment, you're waking up on a beach.

Twenty-four people are scattered across the sands of a beautiful tropical beach, all somewhere in the middle of waking up. To your right, a sunrise over a gentle sea. To your left, dense, vibrant jungle.

There are two signs of civilization here! One is a shipwreck, about half of a good-sized ship emerging morosely from the waves. The other is a wooden sign at the edge of the jungle, showing simply an arrow pointing deeper into the island. Looking a bit closer, there is a narrow but well-maintained path into the jungle.

Welcome to Islandia!]

Comments

[s2g]

[ questionin' your taste, tbh ]

Is that a real question or one of those what-if ones?

[schwings]

That's for me to know, and you to decide for yourself. Are you going to answer, or would you rather keep wasting my time? ♣

[Coy for life over here.]

[s2g]

Right, right. I hear ya.

[ he knows a "piss off" when he hears one ]

[schwings]

...♣ [He's waiting expectantly for something, silent and smiling.]

[s2g]

[ Wolfwood shrugs and slips his hands deep into his pockets. ]

Usually it involves not wastin' half of what you're eating. [ with that, he moves to brush past him, with a flippant wave over his shoulder to boot ] See you around, if ya don't starve yourself before then.

[schwings]

[He puts a finger curiously to his lips, smirking as Wolfwood walks away. He's also totally staring at his butt, sorry.]

I don't think I'll be starving anytime soon. ♥

[s2g]

[ priest with a booty that don't quit ]

[schwings]

[he will make the booty surrender]

[schwings]

[.........]