DAY 0 - Morning

[islandiastaff]

[Good morning, contestants!

One moment, you were receiving a mysterious envelope marked "Greetings from Islandia". The next moment, you're waking up on a beach.

Twenty-four people are scattered across the sands of a beautiful tropical beach, all somewhere in the middle of waking up. To your right, a sunrise over a gentle sea. To your left, dense, vibrant jungle.

There are two signs of civilization here! One is a shipwreck, about half of a good-sized ship emerging morosely from the waves. The other is a wooden sign at the edge of the jungle, showing simply an arrow pointing deeper into the island. Looking a bit closer, there is a narrow but well-maintained path into the jungle.

Welcome to Islandia!]

Comments

[scarfphiliac]

...eh?

[Wait, what the fresh hell is this shit, he can't even??]

[carptricks]

[POP-FUCKING-CORN]

. . . was that supposed to be some kind of grand exit?

[scarfphiliac]

Yeah. Hmm, maybe the spot doesn't work.

[That's probably it. not

In any case, he moves a little further away and tries again, only to still get jack shit.]

Wait- uh- !!

[carptricks]

[STILL POPCORN]

Maybe you should climb all the way up to the top of the tallest tree on the island! You might get better reception there.

super late i'm sorry!!

[scarfphiliac]

Idiot! What do you take me for, stupid?!

[Although he'll keep that in mind...just in case.]

Just for that, you're gonna get a little heat in your face!!

[Snaps his fingers, oops THAT DOESN'T WORK TOO.]

Ehhh- ?!