DAY 0 - Morning

[islandiastaff]

[Good morning, contestants!

One moment, you were receiving a mysterious envelope marked "Greetings from Islandia". The next moment, you're waking up on a beach.

Twenty-four people are scattered across the sands of a beautiful tropical beach, all somewhere in the middle of waking up. To your right, a sunrise over a gentle sea. To your left, dense, vibrant jungle.

There are two signs of civilization here! One is a shipwreck, about half of a good-sized ship emerging morosely from the waves. The other is a wooden sign at the edge of the jungle, showing simply an arrow pointing deeper into the island. Looking a bit closer, there is a narrow but well-maintained path into the jungle.

Welcome to Islandia!]

Comments

[schwings]

[He bites into the mess of fruit in his palm.]

Actually, I'm starving. This is just what I needed. ♣

[s2g]

[ watches... that.....

yeah, something's funny about this guy. little pale for somebody from No Man's Land, though. ]

Yeah, I guess so. [ he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a cigarette packet, but the entire thing is crushed and waterlogged. fan-fucking-tastic. ] You sure you wanna be crushing 'em?

[ seems like somethin' of a waste, and no self-respecting priest (ha) will stand for wasting food. ]

[schwings]

[He's licking his fingers too. THIS IS COMPLETELY SANITARY. Also he'll have you know he applied his make-up after drifting onto shore.]

Is there another way I should eat it? [He turns his hand over and drops the fruit onto the ground, shaking his fingers out.] I'd love a demonstration. ♦

[s2g]

[ SKETCH AS FUCK. Wolfwood deigns not to take the bait, but that doesn't stop the rudeness from flowing, like all that water spread out behind him. ]

I dunno, like a normal person?

[schwings]

[AH BUT THE RUDENESS IS THE MOST CHARMING PART... Hisoka is okay with this.]

What exactly defines normal, hmmm? ♥

[s2g]

[ questionin' your taste, tbh ]

Is that a real question or one of those what-if ones?

[schwings]

That's for me to know, and you to decide for yourself. Are you going to answer, or would you rather keep wasting my time? ♣

[Coy for life over here.]

[s2g]

Right, right. I hear ya.

[ he knows a "piss off" when he hears one ]

[schwings]

...♣ [He's waiting expectantly for something, silent and smiling.]

[s2g]

[ Wolfwood shrugs and slips his hands deep into his pockets. ]

Usually it involves not wastin' half of what you're eating. [ with that, he moves to brush past him, with a flippant wave over his shoulder to boot ] See you around, if ya don't starve yourself before then.

[schwings]

[He puts a finger curiously to his lips, smirking as Wolfwood walks away. He's also totally staring at his butt, sorry.]

I don't think I'll be starving anytime soon. ♥

[s2g]

[ priest with a booty that don't quit ]

[schwings]

[he will make the booty surrender]

[schwings]

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